Chief vs Locke (Halo 5)
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
|Locke|
Listen up, Chief, you went and had your fun
Time to come with me, your career has had it's run
They told me you were the best of the best
Lasky sent me to get you so I guess I'm the best!
No offense, John, come on, you're passing your prime
And I don't think you're worth putting my ass on the line
So let's make this easy, Don't make this harder
I don't wanna have to put another crack in your armor!
|Chief|
Crack my armor? I ain't stressing!
You're just a baby, but I'm a legend!
Battle tested, Combat Evolved
I saved the human race, no problem at all!
Sit down, Locke! Cause I'm the Chief
I been saving the world since before you could speak!
Been there, I done that, since you were an infant
Your face is the reason that I'm so offended!
[Chorus]
Red vs Blue
Team Locke, Team Chief
Which side do you choose?
UNSC, we're on the same side but friends we'll never be!
Finish the fight!
Osiris has arrived
Master Chief vs Locke
Which one will survive?
[Verse 2]
|Locke|
Yeah you saved the world, but how'd you do it?
Without Cortana you're looking pretty useless
I'm smarter than a Spartan II, are you stupid?
True fact you can't teach an old dog new tricks!
We've even got Arby helping us out, is that making you jealous?
Cause he's selling you out?
You can say what you want, but I'm a pretty sane guy
I'm not head-over-heels for a crazy AI
|Chief|
Cortana's hot, just ask the fellas
No need to get all peanut butter and jealous
You call her crazy? She is! So what?
Even though she's an AI she got a sweet butt
You got no room to talk!
Nope!
You ain't hittin' it!
Your girl's ass is bigger than a dropship!
Say what you want, Cortana's legit!
The only sex you'll ever get is jackin' off to the Covenant!
[Chorus]
Red vs Blue
Team Locke, Team Chief
Which side do you choose?
UNSC, we're on the same side but friends we'll never be!
Finish the fight!
Osiris has arrived
Master Chief vs Locke
Which one will survive?
[Verse 3]
|Locke|
Cortana had you whipped, always workin'
For your sake I hope that holographic ass was worth it
You turned your back on the people you protected
I guess you went soft after this statue was erected! HA!
I will kick your ass, you will be replaced
And then I'll take your helmet off just to see your face!
Reclaimer? HA! Reclaim my ass! That didn't sound right
I'm gonna take that back
|Chief|
Think you're on my level?
WHAT?
That's just stupid! I'm the boss, bro, you're the new kid!
Rockin' on recon, poppin the sniper!
Headshots, Noscopes, while you're wearing a diaper!
I invented teabag, kiss my sack!
And while I'm sitting on your face, I open up the REQ packs!
Mine are from skill, yours are just bought
The Micro transactions are for the noobs, Locke!
[Chorus]
Red vs Blue
Team Locke, Team Chief
Which side do you choose?
UNSC, we're on the same side but friends we'll never be!
Finish the fight!
Osiris has arrived
Master Chief vs Locke
Which one will survive?
Team Locke, Team Chief
Team Locke, Team Chief
Team Locke, Team Chief
[Outro]