Harvey Dent
This Tech N9ne baby
And I don't do just one thing
I'm everything
If I did one thing
All y'all would agree
But you don't
So you want me do some madness
Y'all want the crazy shit
But I just wanna kick it sometimes
Drink some fuckin Caribou Lou and KC Tea GODDAMN!
They want madness, Anghellic and sadness
Fans relish when gladness is damned, devilish and ashes
But I like this cash, this massive magazine ad gets crackin'
Attractive chicks passin' is rap and actresses never asses
They want the clown, the paint and the evil frown
The drinkin', the needle now, the taint and no feeble sounds
But I need your pounds, your pesos, your people down with this label
And I be so bound for that halo when I be low ground
They want that black magic, that savage with bad habits
And grab at and stab rabbits, the maggot that has cabbage
But I'm at that fast status with swagger that's past average
My glasses and rag matches don't mean flag and it's no blast added
They say bizarre he went, they love him and dark he vents
Toppin' the chart, he sent naughty shit to everybody's tent
I wanna be at the party bent listening to Parliament
Sorry this part of me's a gnarly gent, they call me (Harvey Dent)
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People be talkin bout
This and that sayin' it
Ain't a hit can I get
Back what I started with
Want my, want my old shit, buy my, buy my old albums
Want my old shit, buy my, buy my old albums (Harvey Dent)
They want the demon
The animal that spread the semen
The cannibal
Sign of the heathen
Who's eatin meat and no vegan
But I get my fees
And I'm reachin for the decent skis
And a piece of the be frequent beats
And the freak and be hit the cheesing
They want the dark knight
They want a bar fight
Hard bites
Art is the smartest thing
In this scarred life
Women, that's our vice
They starin' at our ice
Matter what's at the tar lights?
But I hit in the car twice
They want that killer clown
They want the milla sound
Gorilla that pill ya for scrilla
But I hold the villa down
I'm chinchilla now
With Makzilla I tap chillas
You rap niggas you hate
But it's still a crown
Just call me Two Face
On the right side I got healthy pearly whites
On the left side I got a tooth ache
I'm Asmodeus but then I'm Master Farah?
Black people think I'm a devil
And the white people think I'm a god
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People come up to me and they say they like the older stuff you know what im sayin'
Like Anghellic and Calm Before The Storm
But I gotta evolve, you know what im sizzlin'?
If you don't like the new shit then go buy the older shit