I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me crap
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me crap
Down the stairs to have peak
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night