I’m Your Doctor
Headache strike you, baby
You begin to feel so glum
Ain't nothin' you need
But a double dose of love
Woman, I'm your doctor
And oh yes, I know just what you need
(Let me see your credentials)
I got my doctor's certificate
(PHD or MD or RX?)
I got it right here in my pants
(Show it to me)
Listen here, baby
You're not feelin' so good
I know what you need
Double dose of love
Woman, I'm your doctor (prove it)
And I know what you need
You need a hot-beef injection
And whoa yes, it have to come from me
(Is that like gettin' a hot dick?)
You wake up in the mornin'
Girl, you're not feelin' so good
You need a man to love you
Just like you knew you would
Listen baby, well I'm your doctor
And I know what you need
You need a Polish sausage
Whoa yeah, baby, have to come from me
Cut!
(I could get along with everything except the polish sausage. What has that got to do with it, man?)
Well, just that little sausage... Magnificent ivory