Chav
[Verse 1]
Now back in' day when I were young, I remember very well
Boys were boys and girls were girls, it were clear, you could tell
But nowadays I'm not so sure, the fashion's up the wall
And it's wrong
[Verse 2]
There used fer' be a clear line, a definite divide
But now the line is smudgy, sometimes I can't decide
Whether underneath a tracksuit and a baseball cap's a boy
Or a girl
[Chorus]
C, stands for clone
H, horrible
A, arrogant
V, how very annoying
Chav, chav, chav, chav
[Verse 3]
They congregate in bus shelters alongside the Top Shops
It's getting so you'll need Geoff Capes just to walk you ter' Co-op
'Cause it's just not safe with them around, they're annoying and they're rude
And it's wrong
[Verse 4]
Whether tracksuit or fake Burberry or even in a hoodie
They're bullying and they're swearing like a Lancashire Jade Goody
And they just don't serve a purpose
They should bring back National Service
For 'em all
[Chorus]
C, stands for clone
H, horrible
A, arrogant
V, how very annoying
Chav, chav, chav, chav
[Bridge (Spoken)]
Bugger off! Move 'em on! Get 'em out! Get to bed!
Bugger off! Move 'em on! Bloody Chavs!
Bugger off! Move 'em on! Get 'em out! Get to bed!
Bugger off! Move 'em on! Bloody Chavs!
Bugger off! Move 'em on! Get 'em out! Get to bed!
Bugger off! Move 'em on! Bloody Chavs!
Bugger off! Move 'em on! Get 'em out! Get to bed!
Bugger off! Move 'em on! Bloody Chavs!
[Chorus]
C, stands for clone
H, horrible
A, arrogant
V, how very annoying
Chav!