Deirdre

[Verse 1]
Oh you've just come back from th'ASDAs with that new Westlife CD
Deirdre just be careful turning it to MP3
You've ripped it to the hard drive, don't be tempted just be strong
'Cause Deirdre, don't file-share that song

[Verse 2]
Well there's Soulseek, Limewire and Kazaa for swapping music files
But they're all illegal programs right across the British Isles
Love don't use peer-to-peer software, it's plainly very wrong
Oh Deirdre, don't file-share that song

[Verse 3]
U2 they need some royalties if they want to survive
Downloading dodgy MP3s could wipe your whole hard drive
ITunes it's all a gyp tha' knows, sign up it won't take long
Oh Deirdre, don't file-share that song

[Verse 4]
Well swapping people's music is something we should prevent
But Deirdre's found a new program, she calls it BitTorrent
She's downloading films and games and shows at absolutely zero cost
Oh Deirdre, [speaking] uh, could you download us the new season of Lost?
And the new Coldplay album, that's meant be good, have a look for that will ya?
Have a look for that Grand Theft Auto, uh, wiggy edition, see if you can find us that there
And if you could find that, um, video of Anthea Turner where she gets blown up in' face