Rhyme Gang
Cancerous lump
Gonna take a dump
Donald trump
Took another bump
Can’t get outta this slump
I think I’m gonna jump
McDonalds made me plump
Turd clump
Take myself out with a pump
Tripped on a stump
When I fell it made a thump
I’m becoming an ump
I married a frump
My friend is such a chump
(TALKIN ME huh)
Cancerous lump
Gonna take a dump
Gonna take a lump
D-d-d-Donald trump
I went to camp
My pants are really damp
Lady and the tramp
The letter needs a stamp
My stomach has a cramp
Turned off my lamp
Drove over a ramp
My friends a scamp
I got massages at the tamp
I kicked him with a vamp
I am the champ
It’s the wood I clamp
Hooked my guitar to an amp
I’m a nun
I’m completely done
It’s no fun
Hope Karen gives back my son
OR ILL SHOOT HER WITH A GUN
Blast her in the sun
My friend weighs a ton
(STOP MAKING FUN OF ME)
I think I might have won
Just one more pun
I am number one
You hear me hun
The pottery I spun
My coach is dun
My favorite is cinnamon bun
Karen it’s you I will stun
Karen it’s me you shun
YOU BETTER RUN
I make lots of art
I thought I had to fart
But it was a shart
Shopping cart
Walmart
Yummy pop tart
I’m not very smart
Press start
I’m gonna stab my friend in the heart
NOT IF I DO IT FIRST
Oh crap
I ruined the rap