Jesus Had a PA
Greg Maguire, Paul McLaughlin
Jesus had a PA
He spoke for all to hear
He spoke from the sky
Cos he had no friends down here
Jesus had a PA
He used it every day
And people came from miles around
To hear what he had to say
Jesus had a PA
The people envied him
They moaned and complained
For it made such a din
Jesus had a PA
The people hated him
They told Pontius Pilate
To crucify him
Pontius did what they said
So he could have the PA
And he'd form a band
Who would play gigs all day
Jesus has a PA
The people hated him
He rose three days later
And took the PA with him