To the Fair Motormaids of Japan

[Intro]
And the girls say
And they still say

[Verse 1]
So I took a trip to the center of him in a California track suit
But you fell too hard for a little Deuce Coupe, but she ran off with a Nazi
And let's not forget that sea foam suit she put you in to see the Greyhounds
Sure they run real faster than you ever could or will

[Chorus]
Say goodbye to the fair motormaids of Japan
Yume no yoida wa, you said, "We're dead, not sleeping"
The things that I would go through to turn you back around
The laces I would trip on would bring on the circus crowds
The last banana hair-do got a laugh from the samurais
The things that I'd turn into to turn you back to me
Again

[Verse 2]
Summer comes and summer goes
Shells and shells and a bad girl's balm

[Chorus]
So say goodbye to the fair motormaids of Japan
Yume no yoida wa, you said, "We're dead, not sleeping"
The things that I would go through to turn you back around
The planes that I have died on, trade you for another cloud
The mountain biking posse that brought back another man
The things that I'd turn into

[Outro]
Watch me turn
The things that I'd turn into
Watch me turn, watch me turn
Watch me turn
The things that I'd turn into