Sneeze If You Need To!

(Spoken: Narrator)
And now it's time for Silly Songs With Larry the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Bob the tomato unable to sneeze visits The Sneeze Doctor
(Intro: Bob)
Please... Can Someone Help Me? I Need To Sneeze....
(Mr. Lunt)
Wait For The Sneeze Doctor. Just Take A Seat, he'll be right with you
(Chorus: Larry)
*cat meows*
Sneeze If You Want To! Sneeze If You Need To! Don't Hold It In, just be sure that you cover your mouth with a tissue. I Will assist you...
(Mr. Lunt, talking)
Interesting fact: The average sneeze travels at a rate of one hundred miles an hour. In 2003, Dirk Evert of Grunholz, Germany clocked in at one-fifty. Way to Go Dirk!
Danke!
(Verse 1: Larry)
I Think I Have A Remedy. Perhaps In My Potpourri
I Bought It From A Merchant In Spain!
For Ultimate Sneeze Satisfaction Try Allergic Reaction
Take A Deep Breath, If It Helps You Can Squint At The Sun
Or Here's Some Pepper
Let's See... I Know!
Try This Feather! Don't Be Afraid!
Set It Free! Let It Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
(Verse 2: Mr. Lunt)
Interesting fact: The photic sneeze reflex or sneezing when exposed to bright light is a genetic trait found in 25 percent of the population. Including Dirk
(Pre-Chorus: Dirk, Bob, Larry, Mr. Lunt)
Achoo! *cat meows*
Ah-ah-ah-ah.... ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... Ah-ah-ah... Spaaaaain!!!!
Achoo!
Gesundheit. Which interestingly means "good health" in German
Ja!
(Chorus: All)
Sneeze If You Have To! Sneeze If You Need To!
But Apologize If You Accidentally Sneeze On Your Neighbour!
Do Them A Favor, Offer Them Coffee And Crumb Cake Or Maybe A Small Side Of French Fries!
Soon They Will Realize It Was An Accident...
*Bob sneezes very loud, causing to destroy the hospital scene*
(Outro: Narrator & Dirk)
This Has Been "Silly Songs With Larry"... Tune In Next Time To Hear Dirk Say...
Ich bin ein sneezer!

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When was the song “Sneeze If You Need To!” released by VeggieTales?
The song Sneeze If You Need To! was released in 2011, on the album “25 Favorite Silly Songs!”.

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