The Eight Polish Foods Of Christmas
Bob: Well, what did you bring us?
Oscar: What I bring you? I tell you what I bring you
The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, A boiled potato topped with dillweed
The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Two steamed pierogies...
Jimmy: What's a pierogi?
Oscar: It's a dough, wrapped around meat
Jimmy: Oh!
All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
Oscar: The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Three simmered gołąbkis...
Larry: What's a gołąbki?
Oscar: It's a cabbage wrapped around meat
Larry: Oh
Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
Oscar: The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Four baked paprikas...
Archibald: Now, what is a paprika?
Oscar: It's a bell pepper stuffed with meat
Archibald: I see
Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
Oscar: The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Five smoked kielbasas!
Pa: What's a kielbasa?
Oscar: It's pretty much just meat
Pa: Oh
Archibald: Four baked paprikas
Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
Jimmy: Two steamed pierogis
All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
Oscar: The sixth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Six fried chruścikis
Bob: Let me guess, something in the meat family?
Oscar: Actually, it's a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust
All: Ooooh!
Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!
Archibald: Four baked paprikas
Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
All: And a boiled potato topped
With dill weed
Bob: Wow Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full, I think that's about..
Oscar: The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Seven pitted prunes...
Junior: I don't like prunes!
Oscar: With this food, you'll need 'em son
Archie: Oh, is that right!
Pa: Uh huh!
Bob: Six fried chruścikis
Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!
Archibald: Four baked paprikas
Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed
Pa; Oh, I'm gonna bust! I couldn't eat another bi...
Oscar: The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Eight poppy seed cakes
Larry: Poppies, poppies, poppies...
Archibald: I'm feeling rather sleepy, There's no place like home
Junior: Seven pitted prunes
Bob: Six fried chruścikis
Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!
Archibald: Four baked paprikas
Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed!