Lakhiani
[Intro: Arshdhunna]
Dhruv Lakhiani-ani
Fingering a Punjabi! (x7)
Dhruv!
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Dhruv Lakhiani
He be up and down like a pulley!
Oops! A kamikaze!
Dhruv took a picture with a Nazi!
Like Mr. Cosby
He be putting roofies in your coffee!
Like Mr. Moseby
He be slapping kids up in your lobby!
Dhruv’s penis is a hobby
I can hardly stop. Entirely
Sucking on his wiener schnitzel
While he’s cooking up Biryani!
Kevin Chaves stole a pretzel
Arsalan just sent a missile
Mr. Bannon whipped a pistol
Jojo Siwa blew Dhruv’s whistle!
[Outro: Arshdhunna]
Dhruv!