The Story of Aha, Pt. 3

[Verse 1: Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX & Lil’ Shtinky]
Uh! I just woke up from this crazy dream
Doc, you won’t believe most of the shit I’ve seen
Man, you’ve asleep for too long, CJ
If it makes you feel better, I’ll let you explain
Okay. It started off as a recap of reality
He ain’t mad at me, plus had to be
About the time where we got married. See
We’re LGBT. So, we struggled every day with jealousies
And one morning I woke up to cold feet
I ran outside practically half-clothed and half-naked
I recognized that the Grim Reaper had taken
My precious other half
It’s left a permanent scab
I wish I can have him back
Oh God! I’m gonna have a heart atta-
You’re gonna have a heart attack!
If you keep talking like that!
So, why don’t you just sit back
And relax while I open your anal cavity
And we gon’ start with this colonoscopy
Baby
*Knife blade*

[Chorus: Frank]
You came to me
But you can’t fool me
Love’s deceiving
My heart’s the only thing that’s grieving

[Verse 2: Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX, Lil’ Shtinky & MarkyPoo]
Oh my God
Did you just stick a scalpel up my ass?!
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
I’m gonna rip off your damn mask!
*Rips off mask*
Oh my God, you’re Arsalan’s dad!
I should’ve known from the beginning
You’d be out to come and kill me!
*Punch*
Shut the fuck up, you whiny lil’ bitch!
After I’m done with you
Ain’t gon’ be no mo’ kids
Ain’t gon’ see him, go kiss
His fucking beautiful lips
Cause after I blow your brains out
You won’t even be friends
Fuck you, oh I hate you!
Why did our Lord even make you?!
When I feel him and conceal him
I heal the scars you gave to him
I blame you for every time he was bad to me
Had to be genes you magically transferred to his anatomy!
Sad to see this fallacy!
I can’t stand your annoying voice
Every time you speak to me, feel like I’m gonna burst
You are the worst; you make God’s gift look like a curse!
Ain’t no person in this world that I’d rather put in a hearse!
First, my son was disappearing every Tuesday night
I conspired he was queering; my wife and I were full of fright
Second, he revealed he was seeing another man
I got up and got my knife and I sliced up his right hand
I knew you gave him those scars!
What? You think you’re so hard?
Cause you be protecting the soul
That you know came out of
Me!
Who’s at the door? I think it’s Arsy Parsy!
He’s about to drop an elbow like his name is Jeff Hardy!
*Tackles doctor*
Fuck you, dad! I hate you, dad!
I really wish that you were dead!
You ruined everything in my life
Trying to arrange a wife!
Trying to replace my rights
With bullshit lies. I sacrificed
Every year before 18
Now I’m sacrificing your shit life!
*Gunshot*

[Chorus: Frank]
*Arsalan and Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX crying*
You came to me
But you can’t fool me
Love’s deceiving
My heart’s the only thing that’s grieving