My Conscience

Meet Eddie
Twenty-three years old fed up with life
And the way things are
Going, he decides to rob a liquor
Store but on his way in
He has a sudden change of heart and
Suddenly his conscience comes into play

Alright stop, now before you walk in the door
Of this liquor store and try to
Get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
(But who are you?)
I'm your mothafuckin' conscience!

That's nonsense go in
Gaffle the money and run to
One of your Aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress and
One of her blond wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days
If you shave your legs
With Renee's razor blades

Yeah but if it all goes
Through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you
And they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk
In the door first look at the store clerk
She's older than George Burns!

Fuck that, do that shit, shoot that bitch
Can you afford to blow this shit
Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she
Dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a
Fuck if you have kids?

Man don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it
(You're right)
Not over this shit, drop the biscuit (I will)
Don't even listen to Slim yo
He's bad for you
(You know what Dre, I don't like yo attitude)

These voices, these voices, I hear them
And when they talk, I follow, I follow
I follow, I follow all these voices

Meet Stan, 21 years old after meeting a
Young girl at a rave party
Things start getting hot and heavy in
An upstairs bedroom once again
His conscience comes into play

Now listen to me
While you're kissing her cheek
And smearing her lipstick
Slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble
On this little bitch's earlobe
(Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her
It's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair?
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot, bare
'til she passes out and she
Forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie
Kids?)
No but I seen the porno with Sun Doobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man, fuck that
Hit that shit raw dog and bail

Meet Grady
A 29-year-old construction worker
After coming home from a hard day's work
He walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man
(What the fuck?)

Alright, calm down, relax, start breathing
(Fuck that shit
You just caught this bitch cheating
While you at work she's with some
Dude trying to get off
Fuck slitting her throat
Cut this bitch's head off)
Wait, what if there's an
Explanation for this shit?
(What, she tripped, fell
Landed on his dick?)
Alright, Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before
You get all crazy

Okay, thought about it? Still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat
Get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody
Who slapped Dee Barnes?
(What you say?) What's wrong?
Didn't think I'd remember?
(I'ma kill you, mothafucka) Uhh ahh, temper
Temper mr dre, Mr nWA, Mr aK
Coming straight outta Compton
Y'all better make way
How in the fuck you gonna tell
This man not to be violent?

Cause he don't need to go the
Same route that I went
Been there, done that, aw fuck it
What am I saying?
Shoot 'em both Grady, where's your gun at?