Slim Shady

I'm a pacifist, unless there’s ass to kick
It'll be tragic miss
If I don't fuck you bitch
You can take the dick you little cunt
Lick it than pass it like a blunt
But I’m sober now I'm done with drugs
That was the last chapter this
Is the next one
My place in the game is big, son
I'm somewhere between God, Godzilla
And King Kong
A Monster, yeah like his dick is
They say I'm hung like a bear, so run
Run bitches
The chainsaw can give you staple stitches
If your unfaithful
Just kill your wife than rape your mistress
And if that don't work your a fucking retard
I'm sick of playing games
I'm here for revenge, dee Barnes
Slapping up Dre for what he start-
Ed, long time ago and it left him scarred

Everybody knows I'm crazy
This game isn’t gonna change me
There’s nothing else to say, see
You already know I'm Shady
Everybody knows I’m crazy
This game isn't gonna change me
There's nothing else to say, see
You already know I'm Shady

I’m assuming you don't want to battle
That will be your dying day
Into your house bullets will rattle
You just cannot win this fray
Don't believe me ask Ray (Cornrows)
(I heard he thinks he's gangsta)
But he's really not though
(so don't fuck with Slim) , that's the goal
(he'll burn your house down)
And relocate you to the motorhomes
Holdin' pullin' moldin' chrome
Oldest, dopest, grossest flow
Killer, father, loving home
Family jealous of all this gold
Everybody wants a million from Shady
Even the goddamn motherfuckers who hate me
But I stays crazy, and sprayz AKs at babys
Me and Drezy (yeah Slim your Shady)

Mothefucker I told you I was (crazy)
The game done helped (shape me)
The only thing left to (say b)
Is hey (Slim your Shady)
Mothefucker I told you I was (Crazy)
The game done helped (Shape me)
The only thing left to (Say b)
Is hey (Slim your Shady)

Relapse 2 mothafuckas
Fuck you and your mothas
Dre grab the gat gunshots

[Tradução do skit "Slim Shady (Intro)" de Eminem, por Genius Brasil Traduções]

[Skit: Slim Shady & Eminem]

"Eminem..."
"Não..."
"Eminem..."
"Não..."
"Hahaha, acorde caralho, filho da puta"
"O que você quer de mim?!"
"Hahahaha, lembra de mim?"
"Eu te matei!"
"Você achou que eu estava morto, não achou?"
"O que você quer de mim?!"
"Eu estou vivo..."
"Oh, Deus..."
"Levante"
"Não"
"Levante e olhe pro espelho"
"Eu não quero!"
"Olhe pro espelho, é só um reflexo, haha"
"Me deixe em paz!!!"
"Olhe pro espelho! Você não é nada! Você não é nada sem mim" Olhe pra porra do espelho!"
"Me deixe em paz!!! Me deixe em paz, cacete!!!"
[Eminem bate no espelho, quebrando-o]
[Low, Down, Dirty começa a tocar]

[Traduzione di "Slim Shady (Intro)"]

[Skit: Slim Shady, Eminem]

"Eminem ..."
"No..."
"Eminem!"
"No..."
"Hahaha. Svegliati, figlio di puttana."
"Cosa vuole da me?!"
"Hahahaha. Ti ricordi di me?"
"Ti ho ucciso!"
"Pensavi che fossi morto, vero?"
"Cosa vuole da me?!"
"Sono vivo..."
"Oh Dio..."
"Alzarti."
"No."
"Alzati e guardati allo specchio."
"Non voglio!"
"Guardati allo specchio, è solo un riflesso. Haha"
"Lasciami solo!!!"
"Guardati allo specchio! Non sei niente! Non sei niente senza di me! Guardati allo specchio!"
"Lasciami in pace !!! Lasciami in pace !!!"
[Eminem colpisce lo specchio, rompendolo.]

[Перевод песни Eminem — «Slim Shady (Intro)»]

[Скит: Слим Шейди & Эминем]
Эминем
Нет
Эминем
Нет
Ха-ха-ха, поднимай задницу, сукин сын
Ну что ты хочешь от меня?
Ха-ха-ха-ха, помнишь меня?
Я убью тебя!
Думал, что я сдох, да?
Что тебе от меня надо?!
Ха, но я выжил
О боже
Ха-ха, вставай
Нет
Оторви задницу и загляни в зеркало
Я не буду!
Взгляни, это всего лишь твоё отражение
Оставь меня в покое!
Ха-ха, в зеркало посмотри!
Оставь меня в покое!
Ты ничтожество! Без меня ты никто!
Оставь меня в покое!
Посмотри в ебаное зеркало! Ха-ха-ха
Оставь меня нахуй в покое!
*Эминем разбивает зеркало*
*Скретчится песня "Low Down, Dirty"*