Beyonce
Man, Beyoncé, I'm mad at you man
They say, "Hello" (Ayy) , "Hello" (Ayy)
I can daydream about Beyoncé all day
Thinkin' 'bout the good times
'fore she met Jay see ya know
They say, "Hello" (Ayy) , "Hello" (Ayy)
I really thought I had a
Chance to be your man
Until I seen the video with
The ring on your hand it hurt me so
I remember you were sixteen on
The TV screen with Wyclef
Were you my type? Oh God, yes
I was impressed you was like "No, no, no
" I was like 12 years old
Hoping that one day I could chaperone
While you were on the road
You wore braids with a bangin' body
Look like you did pilates
A lot of sit-ups probably
But bump that, I was there from the start
Even when Latoya Luckett and that other
Doo doo bucket broke your heart
Hope you didn't cry cause honestly
They were just so-so
They couldn't sing anyway
You deserve to go solo
No disrespect to Kelly and Michelle
I'm just sayin' they cool
But you? You are somethin' like Wonder Woman
And I just wanna hold your hand
Bring you to Compton gonzales Park
We can build castles in the sand
Eatin' hot Cheetos with pickle juice in it
Put that napkin down
You know I'll lick your
Fingers when you're finished
They say, "Hello" (Ayy) , "Hello" (Ayy)
I can daydream about Beyoncé all day
Thinkin' 'bout the good times
'fore she met Jay see ya know
They say, "Hello" (Ayy) , "Hello" (Ayy)
I really thought I had a
Chance to be your man
Until I seen the video with
The ring on your hand it hurt me so
I just bought the Sasha Fierce CD
Gazed at the cover for a whole 5 minutes
'til my girlfriend hit me
She jealous of you
'cause I don't love her like I love you
I even make her do the "uh oh, uh oh
" just like you do she tell me I'm obsessed
I tell her we connect
Like Ice Cube way before the Mac 10 feud
She's like, "You goddamn fool
That girl's rich and you're broke"
I said, "So? I'm only 500 mil' away
There's still hope"
Anyway, I had feelings even way
Before you got paid
And I didn't laugh when you bust
Your ass on the stage
And I salute Kanye for takin' up for you
I would've stole the award just to
Prove that I love you
But Jay should've did that I
Thought he had your biz-ack
What happened, Mr izzo? Hopico? Fredrico?
He used to be my favorite
'til he abandoned my diva
Now I tell everybody
Nas had killed him on "Ether"
They say, "Hello" (Ayy) , "Hello" (Ayy)
I can daydream about Beyoncé all day
Thinkin' 'bout the good times
'fore she met Jay see ya know
They say, "Hello" (Ayy) , "Hello" (Ayy)
Hopefully, I still have a chance
Maybe if I sabotage your man
You never know, hm
I'ma sneak backstage at a
Mary J Blige concert
With an "I love Mary" shirt, then find Jay-Z
And push him into a dancer, hopefully
They lock lips
That's when I yell out, "Sounwave
Hurry up take the pic!"
Put it on Bossip the same night, yeah
That sound quite right
Publicity like that? Yep
They'd be sure to fight
Better yet, I'ma steal her cell
Then call up Affion
He impersonates Jay well
Get Beyoncé on the line
Then make up some bogus shit, like
"You don't rub the back of my knees right
So this marriage is over with
And the ring that's on my finger?
Guess what? I'm throwin' it!
Cling, you heard the sound
So you know I did" haha that should get 'em
That should break em up like a Kit
Kat when I do that, yeah, true that
I'ma put the plan in motion, that's for sure
But if I end up with Macy Gray
This plan never work
Yee, man
I hope Jay don’t be mad at me 'bout this song
Start ay, wizzle start me back from
Like the first verse
Like right before I come in
Haha, what you say? Nah, you
Think it’ll be hot, for real though?
Nigga, you stupid
They probably laughin' as hard as you
Nigga got the best wife in the world and shit
Run that back, though