Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles

You wanna get something to eat?
Yeah, that would be sweet
What do you feel like?

Hmm, fried chicken
What you feel like?
Hmm, a waffle

Hold on, What?

I'll drop you off here and you can walk to the chicken place
Or you could eat a waffle with the rest of the human race for breakfast
Are you sure you want a waffle?
Are you sure you want some chicken?
Yes
Well, I want a waffle
And I want some chicken thighs

Maybe we could find a place for us to compromise
Let's go to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles
We want our whole plate to be brown
'Cause chicken is brown and waffles are brown (well, yellowish-brown)

At Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles
A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down
The waffle leads the chicken into the stomach like a Sherpa

Well, if you want a waffle but your friend wants a chicken breast (yes)
Now there's a way for you to circumvent any unrest
Y'all go to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles
The syrup and the gravy both finer than wine
And we regularly drink both of them from a chalice (yes) (reg-galary-ie?)

At Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles
Eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at the same time
Now, tell me, where else can you do that? Nowhere

A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down
A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down
A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down
A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down