Get That Man a Beer

Well, I heard they got married and they bought a little place
He worked nights, and she worked days
And they had two mean kids
His old dog and her wandering eyes

Well, I heard she's up to her old tricks again
And she did what she did to me to him
And the whole town knew it
Hell, I guess I dodged a bullet

So, if you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia
There's a dude with a bulldog's tattoo in the corner
Of the bar with a scar on his left eye
It's from a mean right hook of mine
He got my girl and a few good licks in
It broke my heart but that was back then
And I figured out later
That he might've did me a favor
So, if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer?

Well, I can see him there and he's sitting in the same ol' stool
That I broke in when she broke me in two
And looking back now
Well, I reckon I owe him a round

So, if you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia
There's a dude with a bulldog's tattoo in the corner
Of the bar with a scar on his left eye
It's from a mean right hook of mine
He got my girl and a few good licks in
It broke my heart but that was back then
And I figured out later
He might've did me a favor
So, if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer?

If you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia
There's a dude with a bulldog's tattoo in the corner
Of the bar with a scar on his left eye
It's from a mean right hook of mine

He got my girl and a few good licks in
It broke my heart but that was back then
And I figured out later
He might've did me a favor
So, if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer?

Yeah, somebody, get that man a beer