Best Poop Of My Life

That was the best poop of my whole life
No poop is ever gonna top that poop

That was the best poop of my whole life
Nobody’s ever gonna top that poop

And I’m saying it
I’ll say it
Literally the best poop of all time
You could line up all the good poops
All the good poops that were ever done
And nobody would beat mine

And I love a good poop
I’m always thinking about how
To improve my poop

I changed my diet to make it smell worse
I changed my diet to make it feel better
I changed my diet to make the bowl totally еxplode lol

I love to poop and that was the bеst poop ever
I don’t think I’m ever gonna be able to top that poop
Now I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life
It all seems pointless
Gonna just have to get back to the drawing books on this