You Gotta Know All About Poop

I spent four long years
Studying how to poop
I spent so much money
Now I got so much debt
All these long years just
Learning about poop
I learned about all different kinds of poop
All different kinds of poop
I learned
I learned so much
I learned so much

They said, “Hey Nora
You can make a career
Out of what you love”
And what I love is this
It’s this
It’s poop, poop, poop
Poop
Poop
Poop
Poop

Spent all these long years trying to make it work
I just wanted to learn about poop
Spent a long career trying to study poop
Do productive things with poop
Teach other people about poop
And the world pushed back
They said, “Hеy girl, Nora
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
We don’t need this
We don’t need this”

And I said
“Yeah you rеally do
You gotta know
All about poo”

I got a Bachelor’s Degree in poop
I wanna get a Master’s Degree in poop
I wanna be a PhD of poop