Where Does Samus Poop Though

Samus is so cool
Where does she poop on her spaceship
Yeah I don’t know
But I’d really like to know

I wish she would show me where she poops
On her spaceship in the Metroid
On her spaceship in the Metroid
Where does she poop
Where does she poop
Does she poop inside her spacesuit
Does she poop inside her spaceship
Does her poop in hеr spaceship
Go blast out into the universе

Oh Samus you’re the coolest
And I love you so much
I wish you would teach me
How to be really cool and tough

Yeah and I wanna hangout and poop with you
Hey yeah Samus you and I should poop together
And Samus I don’t know what you’re up to
Or if you even exist in my timeline
But if you do I love you
And I look up to you so much
And I always have and yeah
If you wanna hangout and poop just call me

You can probably
Find me with the technology you have
Find me with the technology you have