Big Bottom

The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin' that's what I said

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand or so I have read

My baby fit's me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom big bottom
Talk about bum cakes my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday 'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheekday you know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom big bottom
Talk about mudflaps my gal's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

My baby fit's me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom big bottom
Talk about bum cakes my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?