I’m Glad I’m Not a Girl

They look
For love
We look
For meat
They think
That's bad
We think
That's neat

Girls have problems, yes indeed
Like that monthly rot they all must bleed
Thought about that, well think about this
Don't wanna sit when I take a piss

I'm glad I'm not a girl
I'm glad I'm not a girl
I'm glad I'm not a girl
I'm glad I'm not a girl

Not being able to choose your fuck
'Cause some schmuck might beat you up
No fun like that in the world
Just because you're a girl

I'm glad I'm not a girl
I'm glad I'm not a girl
I'm glad I'm not a girl
I'm glad I'm not a girl

Bloody mess from a monthly discharge
Livin' like that must be hard
Glad it happens to them not me
Like having babies, one, two, three
There are many reasons, can't you see

I'm glad I'm not a girl
I'm glad I'm not a girl
I'm glad I'm not a girl
I'm glad I'm not a girl

Jesus

Trivia about the song I’m Glad I’m Not a Girl by The Meatmen

On which albums was the song “I’m Glad I’m Not a Girl” released by The Meatmen?
The Meatmen released the song on the albums “Blud Sausage” in 1982 and “We’re the Meatmen... And You Suck!” in 1983.

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