Mr. Tapeworm

Crab legs, pâté, sweet pork juices
Mr. Tapeworm never refuses
Head cheese, veggies, pizza pie
That little guy spits in my eye

Oh Mr. Tapeworm he'll make me squirm
Nice Mr. Tapeworm'll make my ring burn

Maypo, tofu, screaming zonkers
Daily my dead bowels he conquers
Crawls out of my dirt chute at night
To feast on my fridge's delights

Oh Mr. Tapeworm he'll make me squirm
Nice Mr. Tapeworm'll make my ring burn

Crab legs, pâté, sweet pork juices
Mr. Tapeworm never refuses
Head cheese, veggies, pizza pie
That little guy spits in my eye

Oh Mr. Tapeworm he'll make me squirm
Nice Mr. Tapeworm'll make my ring burn