Meat Crimes

Not good for you
Not good for me
Gotta have it twice a day
It's a necessity
Stinkin' up my house
Dryin' up my bowels
Gotta dig it out
With a garden trowel

Meat crimes for you and me
Meat crimes
I commit meat crimes
Submit to meat crimes
I commit meat crimes
Submit to meat crimes
I commit

It's such a travesty
What it does to me
Even comes out my ween
When I take a pee
Cube steaks, flanks, sirloin tips
Grease on all the floors makes me slip
Wallow in it
I love it, I hate it, I love it

Meat crimes for you and me

Meat (meat)
Meat (meat)
Meat (meat)
Meat (meat)
Meat (meat)
Fucking meat up my ass, up my dick I love it