Blessings
Joe Auckland
I've been blessed with a pizza face
And cauliflower ears
I've been blessed with a massive spam
A whisky nose and trout lips
I've been blessed with sausage fingers
I'm lucky to be ham-fisted
On the other hand there's butter fingers
Oh I've been blessed
I've been blessed with a walnut whip penis
And sultana balls
Noodle legs and cheesy feet
Oh but I haven't quite got it all
Cause the one thing that I've always wanted
The one thing that I've never had
I don't see how I'll ever get it
And it makes me sad
Cause I wish I had a lard arse
I wish I had a lard arse
Wish I had a lard arse
Is that too much to ask?
I wish I had a lard arse
Wish I had a lard arse
But I haven't got a lard arse