Time Wasting

I'm gonna motivate my mind
I'll realise my full potential
I'll never ever fall behind
I'll become the planet's most professional
Unite the genius within
Be the best that I can be
I'll compete with the best and I'll win
Victorious I guarantee
Expand my chances of success
Communicate my epic skills
Transmit my prowess
Effectively impress the girls

But first I'll check Facebook, WhatsApp, BuzzFeed, Hotmail
Pinterest, Twitter, Tetris online (Hey)
Friends Reunited, YouTube, LinkedIn
Bebo, TikTok, Flickr, Instagram (Hey)
Draw eyes on my hand, make my thumb into a mouth
Talk to my hand, have a little sleep (Hey)
Pair my socks, make a golf course in my flat
Use the socks as a ball and the windows as holes
Make a fort with my laundry, spy on my neighbours
Strut around the flat, take a selfie in my fort
Alphabeticise my books, do a handstand
Can't do a handstand, fall over, lie down on the floor (Hey)