Phobias
Ben Reynolds
Eh, There's people with all kinds of fears
And each of them has a name
Gynophobia, fear of women
Ombrophobia, fear of rain
Genuphobes don't like knees
Some are scared of feet (Podophobia)
Octophobes hate the figure of eight
Some are afraid to eat meat (Vegetarian)
Hemophobes don't like blood
Mysophobes hate the mud
Oikophobia, fear of the home
Autophobia, being alone. Guys?
For every fear, a name
We all should share the load
And if you're frightened of long words
You're a Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobe
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobe