Pam Ayres Eats Pom Bears

Pam Ayres eats pom bears but where?
Over there on that chair

Where where where where where where?
She's the one with brown hair

It's not fair if you stare
Never stare at Pam Ayres
When Pam Ayres is eating pom bears

Look at that over there
Not one but two Pam Ayres'
Two Pam Ayres' (Two Pam Ayres')
That is a pair of Pam Ayres
And that's rare to see a pair of Pam Ayres

Who cares that Pam Ayres eats pom bears?
Who cares that Pam Ayres eats pom bears?
Who cares that Pam Ayres eats pom bears?
Who cares that Pam Ayres eats pom bears?
Who cares that Pam Ayres eats pom bears?
Who cares that Pam Ayres eats pom bears?
Who cares that Pam Ayres eats pom bears?
Who cares that Pam Ayres eats pom bears?
Who cares that Pam Ayres eats pom bears?
Who cares that Pam Ayres eats pom bears?
Who cares that Pam Ayres eats pom bears?
Who cares that Pam Ayres eats pom bears?