Mr. Motivator
Adam Devonshire, Jonathan Beavis, Joseph Talbot, Lee Kiernan, Mark Bowen
Woo
Repeat after me
I am I
And I intend to go, go, go
Like Conor McGregor with a samurai sword
On roller blades
Like Vasily Lomachenko
After four pints of Gatorade
Like Kathleen Hanna with bear claws
Grabbing Trump by the pussy
Like Delia Smith after ten chardonnays
Making me a nice cookie
How'd you like them clichés?
Let's seize the day
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Let's seize the day
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
You can do it
You can do it
Yes you can
Woo
I am I
And I intend to go go go
Like Frida Kahlo painting on the poor
On your fuck-off wall
Like Tracey Emin in her unmade bed
Listening to The Fall
Like Flava Flav in the club
Riding on the back of John Wayne
Like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers
With LeBron James
How'd you like them clichés?
Let's seize the day
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Let's seize the day
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
You can do it
You can do it
You can do it
Woo
It's all about the confidence
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Let's seize the day
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Let's seize the day
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
You can do it
You can do it
Woo
Uhu
Repeat after me
Repita depois de mim
I am I
Eu sou eu
And I intend to go, go, go
E eu pretendo ir, ir, ir
Like Conor McGregor with a samurai sword
Como Conor McGregor com uma espada samurai
On roller blades
Em patins
Like Vasily Lomachenko
Como Vasily Lomachenko
After four pints of Gatorade
Depois de quatro copos de Gatorade
Like Kathleen Hanna with bear claws
Como Kathleen Hanna com garras de urso
Grabbing Trump by the pussy
Agarrando Trump pela virilha
Like Delia Smith after ten chardonnays
Como Delia Smith depois de dez chardonnays
Making me a nice cookie
Fazendo-me um bom biscoito
How'd you like them clichés?
Como você gosta desses clichês?
Let's seize the day
Vamos aproveitar o dia
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Todos de mãos dadas, afastem os idiotas
Let's seize the day
Vamos aproveitar o dia
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Todos de mãos dadas, afastem os idiotas
You can do it
Você pode fazer isso
You can do it
Você pode fazer isso
Yes you can
Sim você pode
Woo
Uhu
I am I
Eu sou eu
And I intend to go go go
E eu pretendo ir, ir, ir
Like Frida Kahlo painting on the poor
Como Frida Kahlo pintando nos pobres
On your fuck-off wall
Na sua maldita parede
Like Tracey Emin in her unmade bed
Como Tracey Emin em sua cama desfeita
Listening to The Fall
Ouvindo The Fall
Like Flava Flav in the club
Como Flava Flav no clube
Riding on the back of John Wayne
Montado nas costas de John Wayne
Like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers
Como David Attenborough batendo em caçadores de focas
With LeBron James
Com LeBron James
How'd you like them clichés?
Como você gosta desses clichês?
Let's seize the day
Vamos aproveitar o dia
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Todos de mãos dadas, afastem os idiotas
Let's seize the day
Vamos aproveitar o dia
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Todos de mãos dadas, afastem os idiotas
You can do it
Você pode fazer isso
You can do it
Você pode fazer isso
You can do it
Você pode fazer isso
Woo
Uhu
It's all about the confidence
Tudo é sobre confiança
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Você é Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Você é Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Você é Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Você é Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Você é Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Você é Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Let's seize the day
Vamos aproveitar o dia
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Todos de mãos dadas, afastem os idiotas
Let's seize the day
Vamos aproveitar o dia
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Todos de mãos dadas, afastem os idiotas
You can do it
Você pode fazer isso
You can do it
Você pode fazer isso
Woo
Woo
Repeat after me
Repite después de mí
I am I
Yo soy yo
And I intend to go, go, go
Y tengo la intención de ir, ir, ir
Like Conor McGregor with a samurai sword
Como Conor McGregor con una espada samurái
On roller blades
En patines
Like Vasily Lomachenko
Como Vasily Lomachenko
After four pints of Gatorade
Después de cuatro pintas de Gatorade
Like Kathleen Hanna with bear claws
Como Kathleen Hanna con garras de oso
Grabbing Trump by the pussy
Agarrando a Trump por el coño
Like Delia Smith after ten chardonnays
Como Delia Smith después de diez chardonnays
Making me a nice cookie
Haciéndome una buena galleta
How'd you like them clichés?
¿Cómo te gustan esos clichés?
Let's seize the day
Aprovechemos el día
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Todos tomados de la mano, alejemos a los imbéciles
Let's seize the day
Aprovechemos el día
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Todos tomados de la mano, alejemos a los imbéciles
You can do it
Puedes hacerlo
You can do it
Puedes hacerlo
Yes you can
Sí puedes
Woo
Woo
I am I
Yo soy yo
And I intend to go go go
Y tengo la intención de ir, ir, ir
Like Frida Kahlo painting on the poor
Como Frida Kahlo pintando a los pobres
On your fuck-off wall
En tu maldito muro
Like Tracey Emin in her unmade bed
Como Tracey Emin en su cama deshecha
Listening to The Fall
Escuchando a The Fall
Like Flava Flav in the club
Como Flava Flav en el club
Riding on the back of John Wayne
Montado en la espalda de John Wayne
Like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers
Como David Attenborough golpeando a los cazadores de focas
With LeBron James
Con LeBron James
How'd you like them clichés?
¿Cómo te gustan esos clichés?
Let's seize the day
Aprovechemos el día
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Todos tomados de la mano, alejemos a los imbéciles
Let's seize the day
Aprovechemos el día
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Todos tomados de la mano, alejemos a los imbéciles
You can do it
Puedes hacerlo
You can do it
Puedes hacerlo
You can do it
Puedes hacerlo
Woo
Woo
It's all about the confidence
Todo se trata de la confianza
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Eres Joe Cal-jodido-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Eres Joe Cal-jodido-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Eres Joe Cal-jodido-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Eres Joe Cal-jodido-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Eres Joe Cal-jodido-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Eres Joe Cal-jodido-zaghe
Let's seize the day
Aprovechemos el día
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Todos tomados de la mano, alejemos a los imbéciles
Let's seize the day
Aprovechemos el día
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Todos tomados de la mano, alejemos a los imbéciles
You can do it
Puedes hacerlo
You can do it
Puedes hacerlo
Woo
Woo
Repeat after me
Répète après moi
I am I
Je suis moi
And I intend to go, go, go
Et j'ai l'intention d'y aller, aller, aller
Like Conor McGregor with a samurai sword
Comme Conor McGregor avec un sabre de samouraï
On roller blades
Sur des patins à roulettes
Like Vasily Lomachenko
Comme Vasily Lomachenko
After four pints of Gatorade
Après quatre pintes de Gatorade
Like Kathleen Hanna with bear claws
Comme Kathleen Hanna avec des griffes d'ours
Grabbing Trump by the pussy
Attrapant Trump par la chatte
Like Delia Smith after ten chardonnays
Comme Delia Smith après dix chardonnays
Making me a nice cookie
Me faisant un bon cookie
How'd you like them clichés?
Comment trouvez-vous ces clichés ?
Let's seize the day
Saisissons la journée
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Tous main dans la main, chassons les connards
Let's seize the day
Saisissons la journée
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Tous main dans la main, chassons les connards
You can do it
Tu peux le faire
You can do it
Tu peux le faire
Yes you can
Oui tu peux
Woo
Woo
I am I
Je suis moi
And I intend to go go go
Et j'ai l'intention d'y aller, aller, aller
Like Frida Kahlo painting on the poor
Comme Frida Kahlo peignant sur les pauvres
On your fuck-off wall
Sur ton putain de mur
Like Tracey Emin in her unmade bed
Comme Tracey Emin dans son lit non fait
Listening to The Fall
Écoutant The Fall
Like Flava Flav in the club
Comme Flava Flav dans le club
Riding on the back of John Wayne
Chevauchant John Wayne
Like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers
Comme David Attenborough frappant des chasseurs de phoques
With LeBron James
Avec LeBron James
How'd you like them clichés?
Comment trouvez-vous ces clichés ?
Let's seize the day
Saisissons la journée
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Tous main dans la main, chassons les connards
Let's seize the day
Saisissons la journée
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Tous main dans la main, chassons les connards
You can do it
Tu peux le faire
You can do it
Tu peux le faire
You can do it
Tu peux le faire
Woo
Woo
It's all about the confidence
Tout est une question de confiance
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Tu es Joe Cal-putain-de-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Tu es Joe Cal-putain-de-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Tu es Joe Cal-putain-de-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Tu es Joe Cal-putain-de-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Tu es Joe Cal-putain-de-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Tu es Joe Cal-putain-de-zaghe
Let's seize the day
Saisissons la journée
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Tous main dans la main, chassons les connards
Let's seize the day
Saisissons la journée
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Tous main dans la main, chassons les connards
You can do it
Tu peux le faire
You can do it
Tu peux le faire
Woo
Woo
Repeat after me
Wiederhole nach mir
I am I
Ich bin ich
And I intend to go, go, go
Und ich habe vor zu gehen, gehen, gehen
Like Conor McGregor with a samurai sword
Wie Conor McGregor mit einem Samurai-Schwert
On roller blades
Auf Rollschuhen
Like Vasily Lomachenko
Wie Vasily Lomachenko
After four pints of Gatorade
Nach vier Pints Gatorade
Like Kathleen Hanna with bear claws
Wie Kathleen Hanna mit Bärenklauen
Grabbing Trump by the pussy
Trump an der Pussy packend
Like Delia Smith after ten chardonnays
Wie Delia Smith nach zehn Chardonnays
Making me a nice cookie
Mir einen schönen Keks backend
How'd you like them clichés?
Wie gefallen dir diese Klischees?
Let's seize the day
Lasst uns den Tag ergreifen
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Alle Hände halten, die Ärsche vertreiben
Let's seize the day
Lasst uns den Tag ergreifen
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Alle Hände halten, die Ärsche vertreiben
You can do it
Du kannst es schaffen
You can do it
Du kannst es schaffen
Yes you can
Ja, du kannst es
Woo
Woo
I am I
Ich bin ich
And I intend to go go go
Und ich habe vor zu gehen, gehen, gehen
Like Frida Kahlo painting on the poor
Wie Frida Kahlo, die auf den Armen malt
On your fuck-off wall
Auf deiner Scheißwand
Like Tracey Emin in her unmade bed
Wie Tracey Emin in ihrem ungemachten Bett
Listening to The Fall
Hört The Fall
Like Flava Flav in the club
Wie Flava Flav im Club
Riding on the back of John Wayne
Auf dem Rücken von John Wayne reitend
Like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers
Wie David Attenborough, der Robbenjäger verprügelt
With LeBron James
Mit LeBron James
How'd you like them clichés?
Wie gefallen dir diese Klischees?
Let's seize the day
Lasst uns den Tag ergreifen
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Alle Hände halten, die Ärsche vertreiben
Let's seize the day
Lasst uns den Tag ergreifen
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Alle Hände halten, die Ärsche vertreiben
You can do it
Du kannst es schaffen
You can do it
Du kannst es schaffen
You can do it
Du kannst es schaffen
Woo
Woo
It's all about the confidence
Es geht alles um das Selbstvertrauen
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Du bist Joe Cal-verdammter-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Du bist Joe Cal-verdammter-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Du bist Joe Cal-verdammter-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Du bist Joe Cal-verdammter-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Du bist Joe Cal-verdammter-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Du bist Joe Cal-verdammter-zaghe
Let's seize the day
Lasst uns den Tag ergreifen
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Alle Hände halten, die Ärsche vertreiben
Let's seize the day
Lasst uns den Tag ergreifen
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Alle Hände halten, die Ärsche vertreiben
You can do it
Du kannst es schaffen
You can do it
Du kannst es schaffen
Woo
Woo
Repeat after me
Ripeti dopo di me
I am I
Io sono io
And I intend to go, go, go
E ho intenzione di andare, andare, andare
Like Conor McGregor with a samurai sword
Come Conor McGregor con una spada samurai
On roller blades
Su pattini a rotelle
Like Vasily Lomachenko
Come Vasily Lomachenko
After four pints of Gatorade
Dopo quattro pinte di Gatorade
Like Kathleen Hanna with bear claws
Come Kathleen Hanna con artigli d'orso
Grabbing Trump by the pussy
Afferrando Trump per la pussy
Like Delia Smith after ten chardonnays
Come Delia Smith dopo dieci chardonnay
Making me a nice cookie
Preparandomi un bel biscotto
How'd you like them clichés?
Come ti piacciono questi cliché?
Let's seize the day
Afferriamo il giorno
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Tutti teniamoci per mano, scacciamo via i coglioni
Let's seize the day
Afferriamo il giorno
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Tutti teniamoci per mano, scacciamo via i coglioni
You can do it
Puoi farlo
You can do it
Puoi farlo
Yes you can
Sì, tu puoi
Woo
Woo
I am I
Io sono io
And I intend to go go go
E ho intenzione di andare andare andare
Like Frida Kahlo painting on the poor
Come Frida Kahlo che dipinge sui poveri
On your fuck-off wall
Sul tuo muro del cazzo
Like Tracey Emin in her unmade bed
Come Tracey Emin nel suo letto disfatto
Listening to The Fall
Ascoltando The Fall
Like Flava Flav in the club
Come Flava Flav in club
Riding on the back of John Wayne
Cavalcando sul dorso di John Wayne
Like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers
Come David Attenborough che picchia i cacciatori di foche
With LeBron James
Con LeBron James
How'd you like them clichés?
Come ti piacciono questi cliché?
Let's seize the day
Afferriamo il giorno
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Tutti teniamoci per mano, scacciamo via i coglioni
Let's seize the day
Afferriamo il giorno
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Tutti teniamoci per mano, scacciamo via i coglioni
You can do it
Puoi farlo
You can do it
Puoi farlo
You can do it
Puoi farlo
Woo
Woo
It's all about the confidence
È tutto questione di fiducia
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Sei Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Sei Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Sei Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Sei Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Sei Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Sei Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe
Let's seize the day
Afferriamo il giorno
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Tutti teniamoci per mano, scacciamo via i coglioni
Let's seize the day
Afferriamo il giorno
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Tutti teniamoci per mano, scacciamo via i coglioni
You can do it
Puoi farlo
You can do it
Puoi farlo