I Eat Poop For Breakfast

I like poop for breakfast yeah
I like poop for breakfast yeah
I like poop for breakfast yeah
I like poop for breakfast yeah

I’m gonna get my cereal bowl out oh yeah
But before I pour any cereal in there
I’m gonna pour my poop in that bowl
I don’t care what you say
Nothing wrong with having it my way
And that’s
Big bowl with milk and poop

I take my spoon and I
I mix it all up
I start eating it right into my mouth
Cuz that’s what I like
That’s what I need
Nutrition for me
Nutrition for me yeah

I’m gonna live forever
I’m gonna live forever

I’m gonna live forever yeah
But don’t do that if you’re not me
I’m the only one who’s immune
To eating their own poop
And that’s the truth