Meatmen Stomp (Live)

We're the Meatmen and you suck! "Meatmen Stomp!"

You may not like us very much
We don't care cuz we know you suck
We hate a lot of people and we hate a lot of stuff
And if we're in the right place then we can't hate enough

We're the Meatmen
We're the Meatmen
We're the Meatmen
Stomp, stomp, stomp
We're the Meatmen
The fucking Meatmen
We're the Meatmen
Stomp, stomp, stomp

Drunk by nature, don't you know
We find a lot of trouble where ever we go
See old people sitting in the sun
Whip it out, pee on them, and then we run

We're the Meatmen
We're the Meatmen
We're the Meatmen
Stomp, stomp, stomp
We're the Meatmen
The fucking Meatmen
Stomp, stomp, stomp

The sluts!

We like any girl that'll pull down her pants
Any time we give her a second glance
No she won't blow her chance
She'll just blow what's in the Meatmen's pants

We're the Meatmen
We're the Meatmen
We're the Meatmen
Stomp, stomp, stomp
We're the Meatmen
The fucking Meatmen
We're the Meatmen
Stomp, stomp, stomp

Did you ever hear, like, when a tapeworm, like a thirty foot tapeworm, crawls out of your ass? You know what sound it makes as it rears its head? Eeeeeeaarrggh!

This is dedicated to the little boy that lives in my bowels. It's called "Mr. Tapeworm."