Donkeys

[Donkey whines]

D-dele-dele, D-dele-dele, D-dele-dele, D-d-d-d-d-d
Donkeys are pricks, they get on my wick
Don't look them directly in the eye as you will probably be sick
Cause donkeys (donkeys) are pricks, such pricks
Everyone knows that they are pricks
Such pricks

Donkeys are twats, there's no doubt about that
Don't stroke them on the face
Cause they'll probably kick you in the back
Cause donkeys (donkeys) are twats, such twats
Everyone knows that they are twats
Such twats

They're not beautiful, they're not that fluffy
They're not mysterious, they're not cutie pies
They're not loyal?, they're not reliable
They're not obedient, they're not that funny
They're not cuddly, they're not scary
They're not funky, they're not that easy going

Alex: Donkey solo
Shut up donkey, trumpet solo
That's confusing, it sounds like a horse
Shut up trumpet, DONKEY SOLO!
Shut up donkey, saxophone solo
Shut up saxophone, DONKEY SOLO!
Shut up donkey!

They're not unusually fast, they're not unusually tall
They're not thought provoking, they're not healers

D-dele-dele, D-dele-dele, D-dele-dele, D-d-d-d-d-d
Donkeys are pricks, they get on my wick
Don't look them directly in the eye 'cause you will probably be sick
Cause donkeys (donkeys) are pricks, such pricks
Everyone knows that they are pricks
Such pricks